So I’m looking through the Bad Dragon selection and the Zoofur selection and I’ve narrowed it down to these:

Top choice:

The dragon’s tongue.

Pluses: I love texture, I’m not very stretchy, and I have a fantasy about getting my ass licked by something bigger than me (before it rapes me.)

Minuses: It’s expensive and I’m short on funds right now.

Second choice:

The Gryphon.

Pluses: Again, textured toy; knot (eee!), prickly head (double texture) and thick for that “ouch”. (Again, I’m not very stretchy. But I do get off on pain.)

Minuses: Costly, again. I don’t have any particular fantasies that go along with this toy.

Third choice:

Euro Ruff Jr.

Pluses: Small enough to actually be completely usable, knot, fantasies of getting fucked by a dog. By far the cheapest dildo on the list.

Minuses: Too small to cause pain (unless I’m super rough with it, I guess), not very thick, not very long.

Final option:

The tentacle.

Pluses: Big, tapered, textured, fantasies involving tentacles.

Minuses: Expensive.

If you’ve ever had any experiences with any of these, I’d like to hear them.

What do you guys think? Which would you reccomend?

paleblueknot asked: http://fchan.me/src/ah_1295151515879_viprsr-008_frame_0001_custom_reverse.gif

Ahhhhh shit the link isn’t working

And I’m pretty sure this is amazing porn, because you always post/link amazing porn

Did you miss me? I missed the fuck out of you.

I’ve pretty much had zero privacy for the last ever, so getting off was difficult.

So know I’m writing to you all while I jack off, because god only knows how long my privacy will last.

On a somewhat related note, I need, NEED a dildo with a knot.